Here's what I finally determined to be the solution:
1. Create a Acrobat Pro DC package via the Create Cloud Packager. I did both x86 & x64 because I have a mixed environment. They look amazingly similar, but they are NOT. I found this out the hard way.
2. Download Microsoft Visual C++ 2013 Redistributable (both x86 & x64) from Microsoft's download page. - I did this because I don't think of this as strictly as prerequisite for Acrobat, but something that may be a prerequisite for other applications, so I package it separately.
3. Created a .MST using the Adobe Customization Wizard.
4 Create a script that performs the following:
4.1. Install Visual C++ 2013 Redistributable
4.2. Install ..\Exceptions\APRO15.0en_US\Adobe Acrobat\AcroPro.msi using /qn /l*v "<logfile>" TRANSFORMS=My_Default.mst
4.3. Install ..\Build\Acrobat Pro DC.msi /qn /l*v "<logfile>"
4.5. Execute ..\Exceptions\ExceptioinDeployer --workflow=install --mode=post ==installLanguage=en_US
If anyone cares, my script also does the following:
Pre-install: Stops Creative Cloud.exe if it is running.
Post-Install: Removes two keys from the registry responsible for looking for updates, and executing Creative Cloud.exe.
Deletes the Adobe Creative Cloud icon from the desktop.